a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration
I have never reblogged something so fast before in my life.
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
waiting for packages to arrive is the most agonizing fucking thing
What if there was one of those Snickers commercials and it’s Sam and Dean except Sam is actually Lucifer and he’s torturing and just generally being awful and Dean goes, “Sammy, have a Snickers. You turn into the devil when you get too hungry.” And then the tagline flashes, “You’re not you when you’re hungry.”
I AM CRYING OF LAUGHTER
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
FIRST DOCTOR: 54 h 24m 36s
SECOND DOCTOR: 47h 19m 12s
THIRD DOCTOR: 51h 53m 8s
FOURTH DOCTOR: 69h 6m 4s
FIFTH DOCTOR: 30h 3s
SIXTH DOCTOR: 17h 18m 4s
SEVENTH DOCTOR: 17h 5m 31s
EIGHTH DOCTOR: 1h 24m 34s
NINTH DOCTOR: 9h 30m 38s
TENTH DOCTOR: 38h 11m 18s
ELEVENTH DOCTOR (UP TO THE SNOWMAN) 26h 40m 46s
GRAND TOTAL: 362 h 53m 54s
that’s 21,773.9 minutes of Doctor who or 1,306,434 seconds if you prefer.
15 days straight.
I SAW THIS COMING AND I GOT PISSED.