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trungles:

upgraders:

a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration 

I have never reblogged something so fast before in my life.


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pingustolemysanity:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world

Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week






  • Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

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jesscookie:

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

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evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.


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nosdrinker:

waiting for packages to arrive is the most agonizing fucking thing


source:nosdrinker
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jacklesandmoose:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

What if there was one of those Snickers commercials and it’s Sam and Dean except Sam is actually Lucifer and he’s torturing and just generally being awful and Dean goes, “Sammy, have a Snickers. You turn into the devil when you get too hungry.” And then the tagline flashes, “You’re not you when you’re hungry.”

I AM CRYING OF LAUGHTER






indigo-ink:

Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line

indigo-ink:

Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line


source:indigo-ink
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poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax


source:poopflow
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aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts


source:egberts
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HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO?

theangelictennant:

wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey-thingy:

FIRST DOCTOR: 54 h 24m 36s

SECOND DOCTOR: 47h 19m 12s

THIRD DOCTOR: 51h 53m 8s

FOURTH DOCTOR: 69h 6m 4s

FIFTH DOCTOR: 30h 3s

SIXTH DOCTOR: 17h 18m 4s

SEVENTH DOCTOR: 17h 5m 31s

EIGHTH DOCTOR: 1h 24m 34s

NINTH DOCTOR: 9h 30m 38s

TENTH DOCTOR: 38h 11m 18s

ELEVENTH DOCTOR (UP TO THE SNOWMAN) 26h 40m 46s

GRAND TOTAL: 362 h 53m 54s 

that’s 21,773.9 minutes of Doctor who or 1,306,434 seconds if you prefer.

15 days straight. 






practicalandyetappropriate:

mexican-lassiter:

R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!

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I’m Amber!

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Brad! 

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Tammy!

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Fender!

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Brenda!

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Sketch!

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Shelly!

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IQ!

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Lou Ann!

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And I’m 

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JAVERT

I SAW THIS COMING AND I GOT PISSED.


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